Never Wear Suede Shoes.....

Michael Caine was on THE VIEW today (promoting THE DARK KNIGHT) and he told a story about advice John Wayne once gave him. "Speak Low. Don't say much...and never wear suede shoes.." he said. "It never fails that you will be standing at a urinal in the john and the guy standing next to you will look over and say...Hey..you're John Wayne! And piss all over your shoes." Good advice to live by....LOL